May 22, 2013

givingblowjobs:

THIS IS MY DOG

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9:58 pm • 72,394 notes • via peace out ma gheys

farrahsfaucet:

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

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malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

9:56 pm • 177,431 notes • via peace out ma gheys

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

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9:40 pm • 573 notes • #game of thrones • via I'm too poor to have fear of success.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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