bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded
Mom: *comes home early*
today I did a lot of things that involved talking to a lot of people and being very adult-y in general
in the end I got so nervous I ate a pound of baby carrots and maybe 20 saltines but hey, I did the thing
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
The top 10 highest-grossing films of all time. (As of April 21, 2014.)
Just in case no one told you today:
- Good morning
- You’re beautiful
- I love you
- Nice butt
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
I wish the IKEA delivery guys would finally call me because not knowing when they’re coming drives me bonkers and I’m getting hungry and I still have to get King sized bed sheets
Evidently I’ve become one of the many people who need coffee at some point in their day.