heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:image

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today I did a lot of things that involved talking to a lot of people and being very adult-y in general

in the end I got so nervous I ate a pound of baby carrots and maybe 20 saltines but hey, I did the thing

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

image

thesecretlifeofbeigepotato:

The top 10 highest-grossing films of all time. (As of April 21, 2014.)

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

emyliabryant:

Eva Green and Lena Headey making selfie

ponquesito:

Continuum Poster Series.

Get them On: http://society6.com/vlur

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

stfu americans you pay $8 per gallon in germany

stfu americans you pay $8 per gallon in germany

(Source: skypestripper)

arachnids8rip:

oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene

arachnids8rip:

oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene

(Source: natashaw99)

I wish the IKEA delivery guys would finally call me because not knowing when they’re coming drives me bonkers and I’m getting hungry and I still have to get King sized bed sheets

Evidently I’ve become one of the many people who need coffee at some point in their day. 

(Source: reservedmouth)